Rapping up the week in crypto
Dip, dive, DOGE.
Week of May 10, 2021
Week of May 10, it's Unmuteable,
We got a mess out here but it's beautiful,
Anything different would just be unusual,
Memers are
mad at Elon for his spot on TV
,
Manipulating markets sayin' "
a notta meee
",
SEC tryna warn us about cryptocurrency
,
But it's already mainstream,
46m Americans with BTC
,
Dropping it is only logical in a fever dream,
Now maxis dropping Teslas like it's 2017
,
This is what happens with CEOs fake BDE,
Let's see them get to Mars on clean energy,
A joke is still a joke even at
max efficiency
,
Y'all bought DOGE to make a buck,
But
SNL turned into 'sorry, no luck'
,
Instead,
Vitalik backed up the money truck,
Looks like India found one person to give a fuck,
Drop a billion and put Shiba in a slump, dog
,
Just Buterin' em up for revenge on these gas hogs
,
Who needs real tech when you got a memecoin?,
Ain't meant to be mean, I'm just looking for a private Telegram to join,
Facebook is
Diem'ing every bank tryna get in bed
,
What apps can stop Zuck from reading what I said?,
Whatsapp
just sold us out and didn't even say please
,
Cara Delevingne
popped the pussy on an NFT
,
But the bigger mystery is the paper up Tether's sleeve
,
Speaking of questions, what was CZ tryna achieve?
Binance said you can't have any fun, I mean...have your funds,
Now the IRS is like, yo, how come?
,
Dip, dive, doge, even Coinbase goin' dumb
,
ETH decided it was time to join the big bull run,
Headed for a 5k
, Solana and Stacks steady waitin' for the marathon gun,
Internet Computer a
top ten in two days
? Please,
I'm takin' that
Grayscale discount, I'm a GBTC
,
Quit Insta this week, I'm with
BTC sendin' Moneygrams
,
Hit me up if you wanna start a crypto OnlyFans,
I'm looking for influencers with really hot pic/ks,
Might even start my own token, please put up ya candlesticks.
Elon Musk Has Lost $20 Billion Since Hosting ‘Saturday Night Live’
https://www.thewrap.com/elon-musk-lost-20-billion-since-hosting-saturday-night-live/
Wario - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrTXBFcvoMQ
Staff Statement on Funds Registered Under the Investment Company Act Investing in the Bitcoin Futures Market
https://www.sec.gov/news/public-statement/staff-statement-investing-bitcoin-futures-market
46 Million Americans Now Own Bitcoin, as Crypto Goes Mainstream
https://www.newsweek.com/46-million-americans-now-own-bitcoin-crypto-goes-mainstream-1590639
Tesla's Musk says will stop accepting Bitcoin because it's an energy hog
https://www.zdnet.com/article/teslas-musk-says-will-stop-accepting-bitcoin-because-its-an-energy-hog/
Dogecoin Jumps 22% as Elon Musk Hints at Improving Network’s Transaction Efficiency
https://www.coindesk.com/dogecoin-elon-musk-tesla-transaction-efficiency
Days of Torrid Dogecoin Gains Erased as Musk ‘SNL’ Episode Airs
https://www.bloombergquint.com/technology/dogecoin-falls-ahead-of-musk-s-saturday-night-live-appearance
Vitalik’s Regift of Unsolicited DOGE Knockoffs Sends Memecoin Prices Plunging
https://www.coindesk.com/vitaliks-regift-of-unsolicited-doge-knockoffs-sends-memecoin-prices-plunging
WhatsApp: This is what happens if you don't accept our new privacy terms
https://www.zdnet.com/article/whatsapp-this-is-what-happens-if-you-dont-accept-our-new-privacy-terms/
Cara Delevingne Sells Clip About Her Vagina As Bitcoin-Powered NFT
https://decrypt.co/70907/cara-delevingne-sells-clip-about-her-vagina-as-bitcoin-powered-nft
Cara Delevingne Is Auctioning an NFT About Her Vagina
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/cara-delevingne-vagina-nft-1234952715/
Tether’s First Reserve Breakdown Shows Token 49% Backed by Unspecified Commercial Paper
https://www.coindesk.com/tether-first-reserve-composition-report-usdt
REPORT: MAJOR BITCOIN EXCHANGE BINANCE INVESTIGATED BY U.S. AUTHORITIES
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/binance-investigated-by-u-s-authorities
Dogecoin is coming to crypto platform Coinbase in 2 months, says CEO
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dogecoin-is-coming-to-crypto-platform-coinbase-in-2-months-says-ceo-11620944181
Can Ethereum prices hit $5,000 in a week? That’s what one crypto expert speculates as Ether mints records
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/can-ethereum-prices-hit-5-000-in-a-week-thats-what-one-crypto-expert-speculates-as-ether-mints-records-11620063086
MoneyGram to Offer Bitcoin at 20,000 U.S. Kiosks
https://cryptobriefing.com/moneygram-offer-bitcoin-20000-us-kiosks/
Facebook-Led Diem Could Become White-Label CBDC Provider: Citi Report
https://www.coindesk.com/facebook-led-diem-white-label-cbdc-provider-citi-report
Internet Computer is already one of the top 10 cryptocurrencies with a market cap of $45 billion - just two days after launching
https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/internet-computer-dfinity-top-digital-assets-market-cap-dominic-williams-2021-5-1030419810
Record ‘Grayscal
e Discount’ Might Mean Bargain Bitcoin for Retail Traders
https://www.coindesk.com/grayscale-bitcoin-etf-gbtc-discount-narrow